Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Scan, scan and scan again
P- "no, it's an ambulance!"
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Family History
Saturday, May 10, 2008
What I know now about motherhood...
*Some of the most beautiful artwork is created in the tub with bath crayons.
*Thomas is the name for ALL trains, and any toy vehicle that has a face on it.
*Silence from behind a closed door never bodes well for the cleanliness of a room, be it a bedroom or a bathroom.
*Laundry will never be caught up, no matter how much you think you've done.
*Sometimes lunch at McDonalds is necessary to keep your sanity.
*Sometimes the toys from Happy Meals seem to multiply, even though you swear you threw them out at McDonalds.
*If your mum wished that your kids would be just like you when you were being naughty as a kid, you owe her. Big time.
*You will experience more worry and guilt than you ever have before, and that's just the first year.
*It only gets harder as they get older.
*While Matchbox cars {or any car of that size} are a great entertainment for little boy, especially while in church and trying to keep them quiet, they are not so great to step on in the middle of the night.
*Birth is one of the hardest things you'll ever be expected to endure, no matter how you ended up birthing. C-sections are NOT the "easy way out".
*There is nothing wrong with a Care Bear movie. It teaches them caring and sharing, and how to do a great Care Bear stare that will ward off a pesky little brother.
*Sometimes the doctor isn't right, and if you think this is the case, seek another opinion. Don't muffle your inner voice if it's saying that something is wrong, and trust your gut.
*Butterflies are "neeyoutiful", unless they are in the house. Then they become "bad buggies".
*Your kids will probably make you laugh so hard that you'll pee your pants at least once.
*Bubbles are a great invention and time-occupier. Just make sure that they go in a high place out of grabby hands reach. Otherwise be prepared to clean them up off the carpet, because they never seem to spill anywhere else.
*Crayons are another great invention. An even better invention are WASHABLE crayons. Trust me. The "washable" label makes aaaaallllllllllll the difference.
*And on that note, there are some things that even Mr. Clean and his magic erasers just can't get rid of.
*You're going to screw up sometimes. Nobody's perfect, and nobody should be expecting you to be.
*Ravioli and meat sauce is kidspeak for "time to try to dye ourselves red with this sauce". Ravioli {and spaghetti} night automatically means it's bath night too.
*A hug and a kiss can fix boo boos better than bandaids. But bandaids still help.
*Kids know some wonderful diversionary tactics. You'll be amazed at what you can get tricked into.
*Kids also know some ridiculous diversionary tactics. You'll be amazed at what they try to trick you into.
*Grandparents will always be accepted more than you. You're around more.
*Grandparents went through what you're going through, and are probably laughing at you on the inside. And also probably thinking "sucker.... it's about time you got payback." At least that what I'll be thinking when I become a grandparent.
*Grandparents are still parents, and have the most wonderful soft shoulders to cry on when it gets too much. And as much as they laugh on the inside, they also sympathize. Remember, you put them through it too, and they got their sanity back. So will you.
*I respect my mum on a million whole new levels for what she did for me as her daughter, as a single mum, as a working mum. She's my hero.
*I love you mum. Happy Mothers Day.
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Busy?
And then one of the three of them!
Why so much digiscrapping? Well, I finally sucked it up and applied to some Creative Teams, and I made it onto two! Arti-Bytes and Tanyia Deskins, and I'm pretty excited. I love their work, which makes it really easy to make pages with their stuff. If anyone wants to see my gallery of pages, here's the link.
Now for the bad news. CJs car decided to crap out last night. It needs a new transmission I think? Anyways, it's costing us $300. Ouch. And then today my cell decided if his car didn't have to work, then neither did it. My 2, 8 and up and down keys no longer work. What the crack?! Anyways, we can't get a new cell for me yet since CJ's Snot Rocket {yes, I totally call it that. It deserves it.} ate up any extra funds from this paycheck. I might be able to get my number transferred to my old Nokia, but in the meantime I've been pretty hormonal today. This also means that Mothers Day will have to be postponed in the H household, which sucks. Plus J is in a growth spurt/teething time, and nights haven't been such fun here.
Tomorrow we have Splashtime with M's preschool class, with a potluck afterwards! It should be fun, all of us are going, so P and M will have a blast with the little slide in the water, and CJ can chase after them. J doesn't mind the water, so he and I will hang out.
Not much else to report, I don't think...
Friday, May 2, 2008
I survived!
Everything was fine, I've just been too lazy to post. Plus I've taken on the enormous task of sorting through the kids outgrown clothes and I'm trying to figure out what I want to keep and what I want to sell/swap. I've gone through M's 2T-3T clothes (yes, my 3 year old is in 5-6, little giant) but I haven't gone through the baby clothes. Mostly because I know I'm going to have a rough time, since I love most of M's baby clothes. She had some cuuuute outfits... And I have to figure out what to do with P and J's stuff, do I save the 12month and up for J? I'll probably just keep what I love, trash what's too gunked up to sell, and sell/swap the rest, hopefully.
What else... oh, M has a new obsession of sorts. My Little Pony. Yep, a blast from the past... wish mum hadn't junked all mine, M would looooove how many I'd had! heheheh. P is still into trains and cars, in fact that'll probably be his new bedding. J just loves anything really. Well, except rice cereal. We got the go ahead to start solids with him, so he's had rice cereal twice now. Both times he's more fascinated with the bowl than the stuff in it. Last night we looked like we were doing a copy of The Incredibles, me making all the funny faces the mom makes when she's trying to feed Jack Jack. It works though, he stopped spitting most of it out, and started kind of copying me. Woo!
J had his six month check up on Monday, he's now 17lbs 13oz, 27in, and his head is a whopping 46.1cm. Over the 95th percentile, baby! I cracked up when I heard that. I make long, big headed babies, what can I say. She proclaimed him very healthy, very vocal and very cute. Durr. Then he got his shots. Five. Ouch. Two in each leg and one in the arm. I made CJ go in with him, and I heard him when he felt the shots. He was piiiiiiiiiiiiiiissed. He wasn't upset, he was just plain mad at the nurse and at CJ. You could almost hear him thinking "ooooh, if I could talk you do *not* want to know the words I would be using right now..." Then the door opened and he saw me and he immediately started whimpering for me. Oh, stroke my mummy ego, go on. He's doing fine now, seems like the after effects of the shots have gone away.
If anyone wants a good laugh, go to youtube and watch Jeff Dunham with his ventriloquist acts. Oh my gosh, we wasted the morning laughing hysterically at the videos on there.